{"title":"I'm Pretty Cool But I Cry A Lot","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"95-rising-wax-melts-copy","title":"I'm Pretty Cool But I Cry A Lot Wax Melts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'm Pretty Cool But I Cry A Lot - Toasted Coconut + Honey Latte\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"517\" data-start=\"53\"\u003eCOASTAL980 Wax Melts are handcrafted in small batches using USA sourced beeswax and USA sourced NON GMO soy wax for a smoother melt and a longer lasting aroma. We scent every pack with all natural aromatic elements like pure essential oils and organic, food grade extracts (think pineapple, coconut, and more) for an exceptionally strong scent throw. We never use synthetic fragrance. 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Made with Pure Essential Oils \u0026amp; Organic Food Grade Extracts for a non toxic aroma. Not only are they a beautiful addition to your car but the lasting aroma of clean ingredients will have you addicted in no time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e.27 Oz. \/ 8 Ml.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eDirections: Remove the lid and remove the clear stopper, you won't need it. Place clip collar around the base of the threaded jar then screw the lid securely back on the jar. Insert both reeds into the lid all the way in the glass bottle. Clip into your vent and start diffusing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"OYPEnA font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eIngredients: Organic Food Grade Extracts \u0026amp; Pure Essential Oils.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings : \u003c\/strong\u003eNot for topical or internal use. Keep out of reach of children. Keep out of extreme temperature changes. Please use according to directions. Due to the pure nature of the Essential Oils we use, make sure the vent clip is securely fastened in the vent and the reeds, wooden lid, or oil do not contact the vent or surrounding area. Pure Essential Oils may damage plastic or painted\/dyed surfaces, so please avoid these surfaces when installing and using car diffuser. 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S\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eome days you’re effortlessly cool… and some days your emotions are doing the absolute most. Light this cozy coffee inspired candle, settle in, and enjoy the perfect moment of calm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt COASTAL980, we have a passion for hand crafting our Crackling Wood Wick Candles using the purest ingredients. We proudly source our Beeswax \u0026amp; NON-GMO Soy Wax right here in the USA. Each candle pairs an ethically sourced wooden wick with our local beeswax for a beautiful crackling ambiance, a strong hot throw, and an exceptionally slow, even burn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause beeswax has a natural “memory,” this blend of beeswax + soy + wood wick ensures no tunneling and no wasted wax, offering the longest burn time possible. 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